This morning, Tiges did something she has not done since she was a Little Girl.
After Tiger's five thirty feed-and-cuddle, Cackle Mummy took Tiger to the change table to get her out of her Baby Smurf suit (it was a Smurf night last night, rather than a Muppet night), and into her Big Girl Day clothes.
This also involves changing Tiger's nappy.
Usually, at this time of day, having been Sleeping Tiger since two, Tiger's nappy is quite full and bowling-ball heavy.
So Cackle Mummy was, understandably surprised to find the nappy almost clean.
She took the nappy off.
And then there was the moment.
The slow-motion realistion.
The flicker of "aha".
If the nappy is so dry now, there must be one super doozy of a wee coming.
And oh. Tiger is not currently wearing a nappy.
All of this went through Cackle Mummy's head just as ... have you guessed yet?
Tiger weed.
And it was not a small wee.
It was a wee that went all over the socks ...
All over the singlet ...
All over Mummy's hand ...
All over Mummy's jacket ...
And ALL over EVERYTHING THAT WAS ON THE CHANGE TABLE.
Mummy took a moment to collect herself, while Tiger giggled gleefully. "Tiger," Mummy said calmly, "you are a ratbag."
Mummy then commenced the Clean Up of the Century, removing Tiger's wet things and giving her a Very Big Wipe with baby wipes (having judged that, as the wee seemed to go less on Tiger and more on Everything Else, a bath wasn't warranted).
She disinfected the change table and put Tiger back on it. She dressed Tiger in clean Big Girl Day Clothes. There was smiling and tickling and then ...
Vomit.
No, parents. Not "spill". Vomit. All over the everywhere.
It was a vomit that went all over the tee shirt ...
All over the singlet ...
All over Mummy's hand ...
All over Mummy's jacket ...
And ALL over EVERYTHING THAT WAS ON THE CHANGE TABLE.
Mummy took a moment to collect herself, while Tiger giggled gleefully. "Tiger," Mummy said calmly, "you are a ratbag."
Mummy
then commenced the Clean Up of the Century, removing Tiger's wet things
and giving her a Very Big Wipe with baby wipes (having judged that, as
the vomit seemed to go less on Tiger and more on Everything Else, a bath
wasn't warranted).
She disinfected the change table and
put Tiger back on it. She dressed Tiger in clean Big Girl Day Clothes.
There was smiling and tickling.
And the day went on.
And Tiger was so very proud of her little self, for her big wee and her big vomit, and Mummy was ... well, exhausted, but that's normal. Because Tiger likes to shake things up. Tiger likes to teach Mummy that complacency (i.e. not putting on a new nappy Very Quickly, because Tiger hasn't done a no-nappy-wee for ages), and "routine" and "calm" just don't exist in this parenting game.
She teaches Mummy to embrace the chaos. And that is a good lesson. That, in itself, is a lovely thing.
~ Love, Miss Cackle
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Hi,
RE: DONATE A BOOK TO THE REMOTE AND ISOLATED SCHOOLS IN FIJI
I would like to ask for your support with our very worthy cause helping the school children of Fiji.
Are you able to send us one book for our project in March 2013?
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Our main goal is to provide quality new and second-hand donated books for kindergarten, primary or high schools that will essentially help to improve their English, Reading and Writing skills.
We have recently discovered in Fiji there are many remote and isolated schools who have not received any new donated books for over 20 years or more.
In August 2012, we personally escorted 400 kgs of donated books including educational item from Sydney Australia to Viwa Island in Fiji.
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We have already begun our next project for March 2013.
Our aim is to help 15 isolated fijian schools with quality donated books all the way from New Zealand and Sydney Australia by March 2013.
Our team of Fijian volunteers include Corrine Angus from New Zealand and myself from Sydney Australia.
I greatly admire the commitment Corrine has shown for the last four years helping many Schools in Fiji with second-hand donated books.
Corrine has sometimes taken months to prepare and organise over 15,000 donated books to be ship to Fiji from New Zealand.
The many second-hand donated books were generously provided by the Schools in New Zealand.
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To view recommendations provided by those who have supported our project helping the school children of Viwa Island, Fiji, please click on the link below.
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If you know of anyone who is willing to help with the costs of shipping the many cartons of donated books from Australia to Fiji, please do not hesitate to let me know.
I sincerely thank you in advance for your consideration and look forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience.
With kind regards
Shelly and Corrine
Project - Donate A Book to the Isolated and Remote Schools of Fiji.
Contact Details:
Corrine Angus at: corrineangus@hotmail.com
Shelly Darmanin at: heart2heartsydney@yahoo.com.au
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Corrine's Links:
Donate Books for Fiji
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Donate-Books-for-Fiji-Schools/211314395597730?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/corrine.angus.1?ref=ts&fref=ts
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